From the folks that invented "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" I expected more. This book was bad. returnreturnI was hoping for a humors look on life, and some actual self-help based on said humor. returnreturnNo such luck, just bad jokes. Nothing but bad jokes, and I like bad jokes, but these were not good. returnreturnA number of chapters of choose your own adventures filled with bad jokes, completely out of context suggests that you should get rid of scurvy, and well bad jokes.